I’m going to be at UKGE today. I am on the Talking about Books about Games panel at 11am in the Panda Theatre. Hopefully I will see you there, and if I don’t, maybe I’ll see you roaming the halls.

All the hot girls are asking their boyfriends: “would you still love me if I was a slugiraffe?” and if you don’t know what that is here are three great ways to get in the know and be able to answer your hot girlfriend…

• Buy a copy from Beyond Cataclysm. They’re going to be at UKGE, so you could just pop over to their stand 2-944. I also contributed to Lucky For None, if you wanted more of my words.

• Find Me At UKGE on Friday 2nd. Just send me a DM on Twitter or something. I’ll be bringing approximately 10 copies of the game with me. I am happy to barter a copy of my game for a copy of your game. Theoretically I would take cash too, but that’s a bit weird.

• Be A Bit Weird. Buy the game digitally or physically using those links I’ve just dropped.

And that’s that! I’ll hopefully be able to update you on our next project in the coming weeks. I think it’s going to be a banger (as the kids and old people say).