Writer from Cambridgeshire (Aspiring). Acerbic assesor of Counterfeit Culture. Occasional Twit. Habitual user of NaNoWriMo. A lover of Nonsense Correspondence . Noter of Notes. Creator ofThe Short Stupid Existence of Prose Darling: A Modern Fable for The Fashionably Late. Please feel free to Correspond.

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RT @mrchrisaddison: 25% cut in number of sides squares have. ‘New Squares’ phased in by 2014. #sr10

Also Tomorrow is my birthday. Tomorrow I will be closer to death than I have ever been. #FACT

Today is the oldest I have ever been.

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RT @sarahditum: Keep telling myself the spending review can’t REALLY be the end of post war democratic consensus. Otherwise I might have …

Anonymous asked: Why wont it stop bleeding?

It could be several things:

  1. You have not full drained it fully.
  2. You have not tied the bandages tight enough
  3. Haemophilia 
  4. You’ve really committed to the notion in the title of Cormac McCarthy’s There Will Be Blood
  5. It doesn’t want to.

I hope this helps.

RT @MiM_b: doesn’t it suck when people’s hold things against your family for centuries, and then make you pay? #nanowrimo

I worry that, in my chubbier moments, I look like Frank Sobotka from #thewire

FACT: You can’t spell Pacifist without FIST.

RT @IgnitionUK: @monstroso I am good at inflating things, (balloons/mattresses) and a girl I know can put her fist in her mouth. Togethe …

Spanking out mini-dialogues. Partly this is for the script I’ve been asked to write. Partly I’m practising for #nanowrimo …

How I am Preparing for #NaNoWriMo

     How I am Preparing for #NaNoWriMo



1. One line a day for every day of writing. A reasonably popular tweet by myself here put it like this: http://twitter.com/CjEggett/status/26452036043

@dirtywhitecandy Good #NaNoWriMo tip: Plan ahead with one line for each day. 30 lines today is a giant ladder in November!less than a minute ago


All these lines aren’t the same kind of lines. Some are key phrases, some are first lines, some are merely descriptions of what I hope will happen in that day’s writing.

I can now see the points of contraction and release across the whole story arc - albeit very roughly.

2. Boxing off other projects. The process of “boxing up” out standing work consists of me collecting together something similar to a “report” or “assessment”. I look at the current work critically and gather the measure of the problems. I write these down. I then collect together ideas for each text and put them and add them to the “report”.

I then put it somewhere safe and out the way of my eyeline (certainly not within a few clicks of the desktop!) - the equivalent of getting a persona taller than you to put something on a high shelf (and taking away your ladder, and making sure you’re blacklisted at the ladder shop).

Currently I have the following which needs boxing up:

  • a short film script about two old men following a fridge into the German mountains
  • Novel currently called “The Correspondence of Philip Turnbuckle” (old, at about 30,00 words)
  • Novel currently titled “Mossy Treacles” (Newish, at about 20,000 words)
  • Poems (Scraps and drafts)



3. Stop Drinking So Much.

4.Procrastination. Write a blog post about how you’re going to prepare for #NaNoWriMo, maybe make a twitter list - and definitely get involved with hashtags on twitter like #litchat. Make sure your procrastinations look like real work, and if you must, make time for it instead of actually doing any preparation. After a nearly lethal does of procrastination you might start trying to justify it to yourself with irony and humor. Stop and listen to this:



Then forget about step 3 and return to step one.

RT @unfortunatalie: Someone has scrawled “ennui” on the back of the train seat in front of me, in pencil.

Anonymous asked: Why are you quoting me in your posts? Don't you know how powerful I think I am?
Hugs,
GQ

PS You misspelt my name

Oh, I am sorry Geoffery - Philip Turnbuckle said you were definitely dead this time?

I also changed the names in my new screenplay “People Talk About Geoffrey Quintice & Philip Turnbuckle Sometimes” - to keep your identity a secret. I suppose I could change your name to something ridiculous?

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